So am I not allowed to be unhappy... or am I not allowed to be happy?

 

verbosetherapy:

I think you can tell a lot about a person by which death in Harry Potter hurt them the most.

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Source: emmaswaaan)

michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

(Source: michaxl)

10minuteslatewithstarfucks:

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

but actually yes

(Source: kegelgod)

brista543:

skellingtonstump:

Imagine 20 or 30 years from now and all of your favorite bands have since broken up or decided to call it quits. You’ve just dropped your kids off at school. You then turn on the radio to some classic rock station. A song begins to play, you know this opening from somewhere, and then 

"when I was… a young boy…"

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(Source: petethetreat)

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

thisgirlgames:

We all have that one character that you obsess over for months on end, but they slowly fade away into a special place in your heart as you discover other passions. Then the moment you re-discover that one character, the love comes back one hundred times as strong and it’s like they never left.

hoodparadise:

hoodparadise:

Luke said flip flops instead of thongs. I am dissapointed.

I’m American and I am still dissapointed.

White People: *back flips over actual KKK members*

White People: *moonwalks past real neo-nazi blogs*

White People: *goes into PoCs inbox*

White People: You're whats keeping racism alive